So I'm looking for an image- 'apple eating doctor,' but I keep finding doctors eating apples. Where are the monsters? Sigh, seems as though my zombie apple will have to do. Sick'em boy!
Doctor Who meme from memegenerator.net
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So I'm looking for an image- 'apple eating doctor,' but I keep finding doctors eating apples. Where are the monsters? Sigh, seems as though my zombie apple will have to do. Sick'em boy! Doctor Who meme from memegenerator.net
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So a fellow guitarist asks me: "Where did you get that pic on your desk?" I assumed that he was referring to an image I may have stuck up on the wall amongst the deadline filled calenders, scribbly sticky notes and critical-call numbers. He wasn't. Lo and Behold! A pic? Oh I seeeeeeeee... It was a stone I had picked up in the courtyard whilst smoking one day. Shaped like a droplet and flat as flapjacks, it would actually make a great pick. A guitar pick- for picking strings! I couldn't help but recognise the ingenious allusion, picturing Fred Flintstone firing up a crowd on stage. A pick from the stone-age. But what music would our prehistoric partners have made? Rock.
.Ofcourse. Haha. the above image is an Elvis stamp from Kyrgyzstan...or Tajikistan, Elvisblog.net did not specify, but if you like Elvis (and you should) have a look for yourself. Until next time My kindest regards Just some basic nail-meets-orange and a scary pic I took somewhere in Cape Town two weeks ago. I think the scarier part is not remembering where... XD
My parents used to have a whole lot of (okay maybe three or four) African themed decor in the lounge. They soon tired of it and somehow upon moving out of the house, I ended up with a giant wooden giraffe. Always contempt. Always quiet. He was just always there, barely balancing on his four awkwardly thin, badly distributed wooden legs. One day I took him to a bar with me where I played some bingo with friends. He seemed to get along real nice with everyone so when I moved into a new flat with three of my mates (is this the part where I start name dropping my famous friends? haha) so anyway. We put the giraffe infront of someone's door to give them a fright.
MJ didn't say much, but he had that sultry bad ass giraffe look about him and we enjoyed having him around. I'm not entirely sure as to the events that followed, but somehow MJ managed to scrape the entire front part of his face off at some point and although The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy came to mind- Voldemort stood victorious. So renamed Voldemort, giraffe stuck around. Not quite as sexy as he was, I felt sorry for poor giraffe. I mean...a joke's a joke, but sheesh- it really aint all that funny when you don't have a face! Fark.com provided us with this lovely pic of Voldemort...the make up artists really do demand applause here. Anyway. I put my foot down, got some glue, got some paint, and prepared the operating table. "You're gonna make it" Thinking of him now, I realised that I never took a final pic, for you see- giraffe was all prettified and received yet another name- Mr. Fick. Mr Fick took care of my boys while I was gone and upon my return, he was taken to my parent's place where he is currently residing until I move into a place suitable for him. (Because it really isn't that simple guys! If you're going to get a pet, make sure that you have enough room for it to roam and that your lifestyle allows for ample time with your animal. Their happiness is YOUR responsibility) Moving on XD I messaged my mum asking her to send me a pic of Mr. Fick so I can see how he's doing. Being the boss she is, she sent me a lil photoshoot of the sexy beast. Check it out! ( and cue the stripper music un ts un ts ) You know you love your job when your boss says: "Sorry love I didn't hear you. Trying to wake up so I'm listening to some hectic trance at the moment." ☺
So with the project coming to a close (kind of sad, yet very exciting) the word is out! Articles have been published, exposes have been sent out- and I can finally tell you guys what's cooking!
Better yet... I can show you! http://dractravel.com/mm/ Luckily Germany wasn't all work and no play. Attending the Muchen Film Fest was an absolute treat! We had some trouble navigating through the German program and ended up attending Die Mamba's film premier! Coming home I missed my flight, but had some insightful chatter with British soldiers and cricketers from Saudi Arabia. All in all, Dubai's airport isn't the worst place to be stranded XD Haha. Too bad they don't have extractor fans in their smoking lounge...or couches. And this- ladies and gentlemen -is why one doesn't reach for the strawberry on the other side of the table... slippery lil' buggers
Yummy Turkish cookies, the name of which I do not remember. Oh and the title is not my own, but I strongly relate to its creator haha. There's been this running joke for ages where the drunk guy is pulled off the road by a traffic cop and he says to him, "no occifer, I aint got no blood in my alcohol system." XD Aaaah funny, anyway- for me, like for many, coffee pumps through my veins every day. One can go on forever discussing the sweet black nectar of the gods (also not my original genius) but for now we'll just observe the results as illustrated with the cookies above and the brilliance that is Dexter's Laboratory. So before this turns into a 'Where in the World is Carmen San Diego,' - I'm in Germany! The purpose of my visit is still top secret but the Vampire Pretzel above should tingle more than your taste buds =D Guys, I'm going to get SO fat over here! But besides for eating my weight in jelly sweets and discovering the wonder that is donut peaches, I'm pretty much working 9-5...and then some! Ever used a PC in German? Me neither! Even the keyboard is different! Speedtyping? I don't think so. At least the boss seems happy, so no complaints. ^^ Saw a bird teach her babies how to fly today... or at least- so a bird toss her babies out of the nest today XD Was quite funny seeing them fall, flapper, glide and fly (eventually). Also saw this purty snail with its swirly curly cute shell ^^
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